youngblackandvegan:

modestmojo:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

This is funny but at the same time it hurts so bad

sometimes you gotta laugh to stop from laughing


stunningpicture:

Moved to NYC recently and have been meaning to take this picture for a long time. One of my favorite views of NYC.

stunningpicture:

Moved to NYC recently and have been meaning to take this picture for a long time. One of my favorite views of NYC.


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The first time I ever met Jason, he was dressed as a woman. It was in college, it was my freshman orientation and he was leading like the…camping trip with people you didn’t know…and he was wearing like a hot pink miniskirt and he had muttonchops that looked what you’d have in a Napoleon era. I thought he was like the coolest thing in the world, I really did.

And then he will tell you, I guess this is true, I then somewhat stalked him for a couple months. There was a girl on my floor…who became obsessed with him, and we’d be like ‘Oh my God, there he is in the library’. So he would be like doing his paper, and he’d look up and he’d just see my two eyes through the stacks, and I’d be flustered. Anyway, it was so weird and then I ended up on the same improv comedy group with him.

"


20aliens:

Tierney Gearon

20aliens:

Tierney Gearon


swedishpapa:

50c:

Where’s drake

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nervouspearl:

The Great British Bake Off: a summary



6isdead:

Floatiller


"so now you’re about to turn twenty and the world hasn’t gotten any bigger for you. you’re untouched, unloved, unprepared. your parents still pay for your gas. your friends all have internships. one of them even got cast to be in a movie. you’ve got all this talent that you don’t know how to share. you just want to fuck someone, anyone, to feel a little less like an island. the man at the McDonald’s drive-thru held both sides of your hand when he handed you your change and you cried the entire way home. skin burns. you’re about to turn twenty and you feel like you’re fifteen. you sleep for fourteen hours and still need a nap. the world is shrinking one empty heartache at a time.
you’re scared you’ll never find anyone to love you, not even well. you’ll settle for anything.
don’t.
you’re about to turn twenty and they never remind you how young that is. falling in love does not make you grow up, heartbreak does, and there is more than one way to fall apart. you’re about to turn twenty and it’s okay if you aren’t ready. it’s okay if you aren’t ready. it’s okay."
— turning 20 | Caitlyn S. (via alonesomes)

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real


Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch (1955)